17.9 mill. omg. thank you guys so much. i’m so happy. i can’t believe it. :)

dream

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

i’ve just been informed that my tendency to become very attached to specific inanimate objects makes me a tulpa

genetically engineered online girl

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

10.2.1.1.2.1.3.1.2.1.2.2.8.1.2.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1

Schlatt

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

Patrick 🦉

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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