im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i’ve had my anxiety under control for 8 years. i don’t need medication anymore

puddle drinker

dream

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Tubbo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

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Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

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