what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

@levelsio

Tubbo

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

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