I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

dream

polar

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Ranboo

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

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