i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

wint

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

Ranboo

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Wilbur Soot

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

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