im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Sam Parr

void emily () {}

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

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