just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

George

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

wint

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

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