imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

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polar

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

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