dream

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Maggdalene

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

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