This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Maggdalene

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

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