ive had the most educational year of my life

david 🧋

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

Just realized how fortunate I am to have such incredible friends

Wilbur Soot

billzo

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

Jerma

omg just noticed my prozac prescription has expired

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

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Ranboo

10.2.1.1.2.1.3.1.2.1.2.2.8.1.2.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1.1

Schlatt

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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