omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

A 5-year-old girl just asked me: “Why does Twitter have so many fake accounts?”

Elon Musk

i’ve run out of reasons to NOT pee my pants

Wilbur Soot

DREAM 4.9 MILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

George

just had a meltdown after my dad made me get a haircut. it was traumatic.

TommyInnit

david 🧋

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

dream

i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess
i am a goddess

Hexiliv 🌻

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

ive been playing minecraft for the past 20 years, and im only 13. I dont have 4 years left

wint

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

BOOpaluVA 🎰🔞

Ivikiwi

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

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