i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

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I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

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I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D