Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Ranboo

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

TommyInnit

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

To all fans who have inquired about the recent disappearance of the 1-Up Mushroom: I have removed it from the game. Regular content will now resume.

Supper Mario Broth

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its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

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