This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Ranbalt

i made my own version of an amish firetruck. i named it the firetruck of amish logic

wint

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

@levelsio

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

genetically engineered online girl

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

gale na

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

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