Ranboo
@Ranboosaysstuff
A girl asked βwhy are you so short?β
I said βbecause I amβ
She said βwell why do you keep hitting me in the headβ
I said βbecause youβre taller than meβ
She said βbut Iβm a girlβ
I said βwhat difference does that makeβ
She said βIβm going to report youβ
I said βwell go aheadβ
Ranboo
@Ranboosaysstuff
My room mate is addicted to heroin.
Literally.. hes addicted.
I don't know what to do
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I canβt help but think of this:
The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order
henry/myriad: mind funeral
@alandwarinasia
i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont
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