i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Ranboo

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

dream

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

Sam Parr

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Tubbo

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

polar

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

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