Ranboo

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D