the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Ranboo

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

dream

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

Elon Musk

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

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