George

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

hello im kanye west and im 99% sure im kanye west 😂

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

i wish i could be as dumb as that girl over there

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm