Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

(sending you a cease and desist) please take this as a compliment

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome