im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

Mark

George

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

hasanabi

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

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