1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

Maggdalene

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

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1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie