Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

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