omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

ichika

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no