my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus