I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

dream

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

Mark

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

George

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

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