no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Cybertruck handles like a sports car because it is one.

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness