ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

Hey folks :)

I will be streaming tomorrow at 2:30 pm est. I will be playing Hitman which I hope will solve any lingering questions you guys have about who I am ;)

Ranbalt

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

wint

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

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