I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.