(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

TommyInnit

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

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