i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

dream

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.