imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

wint

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

A word from Georgette: This dress was a surprise present from my husband for our first wedding anniversary. It was made to measure and fits perfectly.
The dress was made in 2 pieces, the bodice and skirt. The dress has a fitted bodice with a ruffle around the neckline and straps. The skirt is gathered to the waist and flares out slightly. The skirt has a tulle underskirt with a satin border.

dream

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Ranbalt

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

(picking up my dolls and tenderly kissing them on their cheeks) i love you my babies

genetically engineered online girl

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

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