i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

thank you guys so much for all of your support, it means the world to me.

polar

Maggdalene

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

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