how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Lilael 🦋

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

polar

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

Sam Parr

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

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