TommyInnit

dream

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.