Ranboo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

SungWon Cho

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

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