ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

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