dream

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

The War on Christmas is raging on, and this year, it's personal.

Little Hammy

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i’ve tried making my own pasta but i just end up making a huge mess and wasting a ton of water

david 🧋

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

ive been using spotify for like 2 years but i just found out you can shuffle songs

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Double-O Dango Dumpling

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

George

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

TommyInnit

Just found out that they cancelled my channel...

I am so mad that I lost my chance to be a youtube celebrity.

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