Tubbo

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

david 🧋

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

billzo

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

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