So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Maggdalene

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

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