just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

prezoh

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Maggdalene

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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