Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

dream

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

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