1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

TommyInnit

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes