i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Sam Parr

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

TommyInnit

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

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