guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

wint

terfs: i know trans women are women. they are women. they r women. they are w women.

gale na

Maggdalene

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

tobyfox

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

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