i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Ranboo

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

little lord fuckleroy

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

Philza Minecraft

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

genetically engineered online girl

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

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