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Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

Elon Musk

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

I’m watching an old episode of The Office, and Dwight is talking to an Amish dude. The Amish dude says “I don’t understand, what are you doin’?” Dwight says “I’m going door to door selling vacuum cleaners.” The Amish dude says “You mean you’re a salesman?” Dwight says “No, I’m a vacuum salesman.”

Jerma

HEY GUYS, JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I AM NOT DEAD. THE CHANNEL IS STILL GOING ON AND I STILL POST VIDEOS EVERY DAY.

Technoblade

BOOpaluVA 🎰🔞

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

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