just realized george is 22 years old today

dream

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

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Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.