You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

Twitter is not the place for important discussions

Elon Musk

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

25 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!!!!! thank youuuuu ♥️♥️

dream

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

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