ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

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I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

(karma) if you knew me in real life you would know that i’m really kind hearted and generous

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??