i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

Elon Musk

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus