i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

billzo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

tobyfox

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

prezoh

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

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