i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Tubbo

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

polar

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

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