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Wilbur Soot

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

Technoblade

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

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