I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet