Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

sorrel "the mummy" kerr-jung🎃

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

polar

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

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Wilbur Soot

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

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